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Authoritee's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 409 (From
65 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 9,545 Points
Alkie Kong 2
Rick Rolled
5 Points
View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack
Unlocked 9/6/09
5 Points Find 6 bottles.
5 Points Find 6 bottles.
Worship the Mighty
5 Points
View the high scores.
Great Listener
Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
10 Points Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beerbot Smash
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker
25 Points
Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case
25 Points
Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy
50 Points
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case
50 Points
Find 24 bottles.
Olympian
50 Points
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist
50 Points
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity
100 Points
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)
Another Small Favor
A Small Stitch
Unlocked 9/3/09
25 Points Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
25 Points Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Flower Power
Unlocked 9/3/09
25 Points Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
25 Points Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Hunt the Hunter
Unlocked 9/3/09
25 Points Eliminate the Pig Hunter
25 Points Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Spider Slayer
Unlocked 9/3/09
25 Points Kill a spider, save a kitty.
25 Points Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Another Small Favor
Unlocked 9/3/09
100 Points Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
100 Points Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)
Applez
Aversion to death
Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person
Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points Stomp a cat
5 Points Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law
Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points Attempt to double jump
5 Points Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person
Unlocked 12/1/09
5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown
Unlocked 12/1/09
10 Points Mid-air axe death
10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire
Unlocked 12/1/09
10 Points Death by spikes when fat
10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying
10 Points
Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady
Unlocked 12/1/09
10 Points Get to the flag when fat
10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump
25 Points
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable
25 Points
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious
50 Points
Find a secret area
Godslayer
50 Points
Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow
50 Points
Vomit on the princess
Collector
100 Points
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 7/14 (50/360 points)
Armed Prophet
Alien Juice
Unlocked 12/1/09
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel
Unlocked 12/1/09
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat
Unlocked 12/1/09
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned
50 Points
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)
Armored Ashura
Henshin
Unlocked 9/6/09
5 Points Transform to Ashura mode!
5 Points Transform to Ashura mode!
Comboist
Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points Perform a 45 combo.
10 Points Perform a 45 combo.
Coming Home
Unlocked 9/6/09
25 Points End the game.
25 Points End the game.
Greedy Ashura
50 Points
Score more than 200K
Ashura Master
Unlocked 9/6/09
100 Points End the game without dying in expert difficulty.
100 Points End the game without dying in expert difficulty.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (140/190 points)
Barbarian Bob [Remake]
Barbaric
Unlocked 8/31/09
25 Points Kill 50 Enemies.
25 Points Kill 50 Enemies.
Savage Speed
Unlocked 8/31/09
25 Points Finish the game in 10 minutes.
25 Points Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Carbon Copy
Unlocked 8/31/09
50 Points Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
50 Points Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Rags to Riches
Unlocked 8/31/09
50 Points Collect over $20000 in loot.
50 Points Collect over $20000 in loot.
Warlock Holmes
Unlocked 8/31/09
50 Points Find all secret items.
50 Points Find all secret items.
Barbarian King
100 Points
Complete every achievement.
InvinciBob
100 Points
Finish the game without dying.
Shieldless Wonder
Unlocked 8/31/09
100 Points Finish the game without using your shield.
100 Points Finish the game without using your shield.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (300/500 points)
Brawl Royale
NoLegs
Unlocked 9/24/09
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage
Unlocked 9/24/09
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry
Unlocked 9/24/09
5 Points Go back to your cave.
5 Points Go back to your cave.
Yoko
Unlocked 9/24/09
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz
Unlocked 9/24/09
10 Points Wololo.
10 Points Wololo.
Lazarus
Unlocked 9/24/09
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha
25 Points
Systems failure imminent.
Natalie
25 Points
Go back to kitchen.
Canti
50 Points
Master the guitar.
Masochist
50 Points
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku
100 Points
Save the universe from evil.
Secret Medal
Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)
Captain Fugly
Rank I
Unlocked 9/29/11
5 Points Reach level 8
5 Points Reach level 8
Rank II
Unlocked 9/29/11
10 Points Reach level 15
10 Points Reach level 15
Rank III
10 Points
Reach Level 22
Rank IV
25 Points
Reach Level 29
Rank V
25 Points
Complete all 35 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/75 points)
Cave of No Return
Inquisitive Soul
5 Points
View The Credits
No Return
Unlocked 8/25/11
5 Points Enter The Cave of No Return
5 Points Enter The Cave of No Return
Mushrooms Are Bad For You
10 Points
Enter The Mushroom Forest
Rain of Pebbles
10 Points
Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Short Amount Of Time
Sliding Princess
10 Points
Slide A Fair Bit
Going On A Trip
Unlocked 8/25/11
25 Points Trip 5 Times During 1 Game
25 Points Trip 5 Times During 1 Game
Rain of Stones
25 Points
Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Medium Amount Of Time
Sliding Queen
25 Points
Slide Quite A Bit
To The Bones
25 Points
Enter the Lair of Bones
Going On A Longer Trip
Unlocked 8/25/11
50 Points Trip 10 Times During 1 Game
50 Points Trip 10 Times During 1 Game
Mother of Slide
50 Points
Slide A Lot!
Stone Storm
50 Points
Stay Close To The Avalanche For Quite A While!
There But Not Back Again
100 Points
Trip 15 Times During 1 Game
Medals Earned: 3/13 (80/390 points)